Smarty McFly, No.1.21 Gigawatts!
Tagline"She is your density. I mean, DESTINY, and by destiny, I mean your emminent destruction."
How did you come up with your derby name?I don't like being called a chicken and I am a smarty pants.
How and when did you get involved in roller derby?I found out about the resurgance of roller derby from following Mickipedia/ Mickispeedia on twitter who started skating with the L.A. Derby Dolls back in March of 2008. I found out about the Arch Rival Roller Girls through myspace and knew that it was for me. I was always too aggressive for regular sports and well, people in general. Roller derby takes my talent for hurting people at ridiculously high speeds and harnesses it for good (mostly). I started in June 2008 and haven't looked back.
Any serious injuries?Normal bumps and bruises that come with the game.
Favorite person to work with?Danikka Doom and Nikki Vixxen and YOUR MOM.
Do you have a rival on the track?Your MOM.
Favorite position to play?Jammer and Blocker.
Worst penalty ever committed?Nothing. I never do anything bad.
Any pre-bout rituals?Bathing myself in Powerthirst. It makes me feel like a fighter jet made of biceps. I rock out to Johnny Be Good even though it may be a head of your time, but believe me your kids will love it!
What kind of skates and wheels do you roll on?Sweet purple and green custom Riedell 265 with Snyder Advantage plates and Atom wheels. Atom Stingers for practice and Atom Lowboys for bouting.
Most exciting moment in your derby career?Winning the ARRG 2009 Championship with the Stunt Devils, winning Rookie of the Year and getting voted on Travel Team.
Favorite derby players?Dolly Rocket and Joy Collision from Charm City Roller Girls (Baltimore, MD), Cookie Rumble from Detroit Derby Girls (Detroit, MI), and DeRanged and Psychobabble from Rocky Mountain Roller Girls (Denver, CO).
What is your derby pet peeve?Bad attitudes.
What is your favorite vice?Humping.
Favorite adult bevie?Non-alcoholic. Please and thank you. I prefer Pepsi Free.
Her smarty pants are Calvin Kleins and nobody calls her chicken. I mean nobody. Last guy who did ended up covered in horse manure.
Rebel Skate AllianceJammer, Blocker
2011, 2012, 2013
Travel Team All StarsBlocker
2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013
Saint LunachixJammer, Blocker
AwardsRookie of the Year 2009
Biggest Derby Nerd 2009
Best Attendance 2009
Best Rack 2009
Biggest Derby Nerd 2010
MVP Jammer RSA 2011
Best Equipped 2012