Tagline

You'll be skating with the fishes tonight.

Origins of your derby moniker

I like to dance and I lead the most successful labour union in America.

How did you get involved in derby?

Smarty McFly drove by the Machus Red Fox Restaurant in her DeLorean DMC-12, where I was having dinner with a couple business associates. She offered me a ride to the future and a chance to join up with the Arch Rival Roller Girls. I hopped in her time machine and never looked back.

What kind of wheels do you roll on?

I roll on the wheels of the derby girl Teamsters; who I have dubbed The International Sisterhood of Skaters. So far, our membership consists of me.

Worst (Alleged) Penalty

Referee bribery, Smashie racketeering, conspiracy, fraud, draft dodging, assassination attempts, statistics tampering...I'm totally innocent though.

Super Powers

Invisibility.

Favorite Derby Player

Racer McChaser - she hails from Detroit; where Local 299 sprouted its roots.

Arch-i-est Rival

The U.S. Attorney General, Scabs and all those who oppose me.
I boycott the Penalty Box. And Walmart.

Vices

I have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of em.

Favorite Color

I love GOLD!

SmashinistasBlocker, Pivot, Jammer
2011

Travel Team All StarsBlocker
2011

St. LunachixBlocker, Pivot, Jammer
2010