Shimmy Hoffa, No. Local 299
TaglineYou'll be skating with the fishes tonight.
Origins of your derby monikerI like to dance and I lead the most successful labour union in America.
How did you get involved in derby?Smarty McFly drove by the Machus Red Fox Restaurant in her DeLorean DMC-12, where I was having dinner with a couple business associates. She offered me a ride to the future and a chance to join up with the Arch Rival Roller Girls. I hopped in her time machine and never looked back.
What kind of wheels do you roll on?I roll on the wheels of the derby girl Teamsters; who I have dubbed The International Sisterhood of Skaters. So far, our membership consists of me.
Worst (Alleged) PenaltyReferee bribery, Smashie racketeering, conspiracy, fraud, draft dodging, assassination attempts, statistics tampering...I'm totally innocent though.
Favorite Derby PlayerRacer McChaser - she hails from Detroit; where Local 299 sprouted its roots.
Arch-i-est RivalThe U.S. Attorney General, Scabs and all those who oppose me. I boycott the Penalty Box. And Walmart.
VicesI have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of em.
Favorite ColorI love GOLD!