Grave Danger, No. 6FU
She'll make you wish you were dead.
What do we know about Grave Danger? Truth is, not much. She arrived on the rink one day with the Devil in her eye, Death at her right hand and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse at her back.
If you are lucky, she'll send you running home crying to your mama. More likely, she'll put you six feet deep and never look back.
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of anything. Except Grave Danger.
She's an inflictor of pain, not a receiver.
She once thought she broke her ankle in a game; turns out she was just giving the opposing blockers a rest.
Anyone not on her team. And you are not on her team.
Biggest derby pet peeve:
That she can't always hear the bones crack when she hits you.