Ken Evil, No. 433 Bones

Ken Evil instantly realized the awesomeness that is roller derby after watching his first bout in the spring of 2008. When the word spread that the Arch Rival Roller Girls were looking for a few good referees, he knew what to do.

Being a former U.S. Marine, ice hockey player, and stunt man, he thought that this would be a piece of cake (FYI, gooey butter cake is his personal favorite, in case you wanted to know).

He was wrong. Nothing in his past experiences could possibly prepare him for the explosive climate and insane carnage that was playing out before him. And having to call penalties on these players on top of it all. Well... as the old Marine Corps saying goes - "Adapt to the situation and overcome"

Now... GET YOUR SORRY STINKING SELF IN THE PENALTY BOX!

Ken Evil